Facebook Stalker ALERT!!!
We all do it. If you’re female, you take it to the extreme.
Yes I stalked NYU over the weekend, naturally.
It’s currently 3am, I’m awake, bored, so I think about, then proceed to do a re-stalk. I search his name, he appears at the top of the results list. With a giant glowing tick next to his name!?! Friend Request Sent…….heart stops beating. WTF! Tell me I hadn’t. No I didn’t. Oh F@#*! I did!
How long has that request been there? Had he seen it and ignored? Oh god, the thought. I’ve cancelled it, which could make me look more crazy.
How do I mentally deal with this: Fuck it!
If it comes up I’ll be honest. I stalked you, accidentally added you, freaked and cancelled it.